...on a day. I was born in a river and my mum was so shocked that she gave me to a random yetti (aka my dad). My mum fell in love with the yetti and they got married (yay!). When I was 1 (I sucked my thumb, over the irish sea...) my dad decided he would try to be a subtle yetti, therefore he has shaved every morning since. My mum became a cop, and because I stuck my fat fingers in the butter, she arrested me. I sat in a cell untill my yetti Dad (who had shaved) rescued me. He took me back to my mum who had been crying constantly since she arrested me (we now had a swimming pool).